Speeding in Texas
[ No Comments ] Posted on 06.26.08 under General Texas Defensive Driving
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, may I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’s card. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Really? Ain’t that something? And I’ll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too …
City in Texas outlaws cell phone use in cars.
[ No Comments ] Posted on 06.26.08 under General Texas Defensive Driving
On April 14, 2008, the city council of West University (a city just outside of Houston, TX decided to outlaw the use of cell phones in active school zones. As expected, the Civil Liberties Council are against the measure, hoping that such regulations don’t catch on. This measure is directly focused towards the safety of the children of West University. The new ordinance goes into effect August 1st. People should have their full attention on the activity of driving their car, at all times. Even though, this measure is not about the money, the West University Police department will have no shortage of opportunities to write tickets to drivers breaking this new rule and at $200 for the first offense and $500 for each additional, they stand to rake it in. Since this is the first of its kind, drivers should remember this area while driving, but if this type of measure catches on it will be extremely difficult for drivers to remember which school zones they can and cannot talk on their cell phones and drive. Should other city councils consider such a ban?
Why online defensive driving courses are so popular in Texas
[ No Comments ] Posted on 05.29.08 under General Texas Defensive Driving
Online Texas Defensive driving courses are becoming more and more popular. With the increased bandwidth across the state of Texas, internet users are enjoying faster, more reliable internet connections. This allows for sites like comedydriving.com to offer quick and easy media-rich defensive driving courses. Because of the ability of Flash Animation software, and streaming video services, we are able to take an otherwise drab subject matter and spice it up. Our professional comedians have worked day and night to come up with the most enjoyable course possible. As more and more users get high-speed internet, more and more will be taking their defensive driving course online. Currently, in Texas almost 50% of defensive driving students are taking their course online. Expect this number to grow substantially in the coming years.
A copy of our original press release of our Defensive Driving course.
[ No Comments ] Posted on 05.06.08 under General Texas Defensive Driving
Below is a copy of our official press release back when we first opened comedydriving.com
Comedy Driving, Inc. announces it’s release of its online defensive driving course, providing Texas residence with a fun and easy way to complete a State Approved online defensive driving course.
Since the mid 90’s, Texas has allowed students to take a state approved defensive driving course to dismiss certain traffic violations. These courses tended to be stuffy classes taught by dry instructors over a 6 hour period. Comedy Driving, Inc. was one of the pioneering companies to take a material that is generally not entertaining and add a comedy aspect to it. Allowing students to learn and be entertained at the same time.
Taking Texas defensive driving a step further, Comedy Driving, Inc. released www.comedydriving.com, an online comedy defensive driving course. It is 100% animated and requires absolutely no reading. With 2-D and 3-D flash animations, Comedy Driving, Inc. was able to take online defensive driving courses a step into the comedy realm.
On top of their innovative class features, pricing is set at the industry low price of $25.00, which is the lowest possible price allowed by the state.
One advantage of this online course over others is their is no final exam. After each chapter you will be asked a serious of questions that will allow you to complete the test while the information is fresh in your mind. Another advantage of taking this online course versus a physical classroom is you may finish at your own pace. You may log in and out anytime you like, and have up to 90days to complete the course.
Customers may sign up directly on their Texas Defensive Driving Course home page.
Questions may be directed to the toll free support line 24hours a day, 7 days a week at 1-866-357-2020
ComedyDriving.com takes texas defensive driving one step further
[ No Comments ] Posted on 05.06.08 under General Texas Defensive Driving
Not only can you get your ticket dismissed, as well as insurance discounts, but you can now get your Texas Defensive Driving Course certificate mailed to you by the next day!
Finish your defensive driving course online by 3:30pm central standard time and we will have your certificate in the mail the same day. Choose our overnight delivery service and have your certificate by the next day!
We’ve been providing defensive driving comedy courses in Texas for many years. We’ve taught over 80,000 students and have less then a 1% fail rate.
Our defensive driving driving course is informative and fun at the same time. And our $25.00 price tag is the lowest price allowed by texas law!
Texas Defensive Driving
[ No Comments ] Posted on 03.31.08 under General Texas Defensive Driving
Comedydriving.com is an online Texas Defensive Driving Course. We provide the online defensive driving course to those in Texas that have either received tickets and are looking to dismiss them, or are looking to get a discount on their insurance.
This blog will be related to Texas Defensive Driving, with a jokes and news section.
Please feel free to stop by on a regular basis to view our new jokes, updates on Texas Driving Laws, etc.
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