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		<title>Cop Talk - Please Stop!</title>
		<link>http://blog.comedydriving.com/2008/07/14/cop-talk-please-stop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, our community seems to have a lot of stop signs but let’s think about why.
Stop signs were installed to provide safety not only for vehicles but pedestrians at our intersections. These are generally based on the traffic flow of intersecting streets. The Texas Transportation Code (§544.010) “Stop signs and yield signs” states:  
 


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">Yes, our community seems to have a lot of stop signs but let’s think about why.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Stop signs were installed to provide safety not only for vehicles but pedestrians at our intersections. These are generally based on the traffic flow of intersecting streets. The Texas Transportation Code (§544.010) “Stop signs and yield signs” states:<span>  </span></p>
<p><o:p> </o:p></p>
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<p style="margin-left: 0.75in; text-indent: -0.25in" class="MsoNormal">Unless directed to proceed by a police officer or traffic control signal, the operator of a vehicle or streetcar approaching an intersection with a stop sign shall stop as provided by Subsection (c).</p>
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<p style="margin-left: 0.75in; text-indent: -0.25in" class="MsoNormal">If safety requires, the operator of a vehicle approaching a yield sign shall stop as provided by Subsection (c)</p>
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<p style="margin-left: 0.75in; text-indent: -0.25in" class="MsoNormal">An operator required to stop by this section shall stop before entering the crosswalk on the near side of the intersection. In the absence of a crosswalk, the operator shall stop at a clearly marked stop line. In the absence of a stop line, the operator shall stop at the place nearest the intersecting roadway where the operator has a full view of approaching traffic on the intersecting roadway.</p>
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<p><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">To be considered as making a legal stop, the operator of a vehicle must cease all forward movement. A good indicator of this is when the vehicle wheels have completely stop rolling. We have all heard of the “California” rolling stop. This describes a vehicle which slows at the stop sign and slowly rolls on through the intersection. Well, that might work in California but it won’t pass muster here!</p>
<p><o:p> </o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Please remember our children, walkers and joggers. Be a courteous and safe driver while operating your vehicle in our community.</p>
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		<title>Slow Down or Change Lanes for Stopped Emergency Vehicles on Texas Roadwasy</title>
		<link>http://blog.comedydriving.com/2008/07/09/slow-down-or-change-lanes-for-stopped-emergency-vehicles-on-texas-roadwasy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SB 193  requires drivers on Texas roads nearing stopped emergency vehicles-with lights activated -to  either slow down or change lanes. 
The Texas law  states a driver must either vacate the lane closest to the stopped emergency  vehicle if the road has multiple lanes traveling in the same direction  or slow [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">SB 193  requires drivers on Texas roads nearing stopped emergency vehicles-with lights activated -to  either slow down or change lanes. </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">The Texas law  states a driver must either vacate the lane closest to the stopped emergency  vehicle if the road has multiple lanes traveling in the same direction  <strong><em><u>or</u></em></strong> slow down 20 miles per hour below the speed limit. (If  the speed limit is below 25 mph the driver must slow down to 5 mph.)  </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Emergency  vehicles include police, emergency medical service and fire vehicles.  </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">A violation  is punishable by a maximum fine of $200. If the violation results in property  damage, the maximum fine increases to $500. If the violation results in bodily  injury, the offense is enhanced to a Class B misdemeanor. </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">The new law  was passed in the last regular session of the Texas Legislature and went into  effect back in  Sept. 1, 2003. </span><o:p></o:p></p>
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		<title>Texas Car Seat Law clarified</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Public Information  Office
(512) 424-2080 
September 7, 2005
New Car Seat Law Clarified
DPS Urges Maximum  Protection
There has been some confusion about a new state law that requires that all  children younger than 5 years of age and less than 36 inches tall to be  in a child safety seat system in the State [...]]]></description>
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(512) 424-2080 <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p>September 7, 2005<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15pt"><span class="subhead1"><span style="font-size: 9pt">New Car Seat Law Clarified</span></span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><br />
<strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">DPS Urges Maximum  Protection</span></strong><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p>There has been some confusion about a new state law that requires that all  children younger than 5 years of age <em>and</em> less than 36 inches tall to be  in a child safety seat system in the State of Texas. (&#8221;Child safety seat system&#8221; includes car seats  <em>and</em> booster seats, including high-back and backless  boosters.)<o:p></o:p></p>
<p>&#8220;Parents need to remember the law sets forth <strong>minimum</strong> safety standards.  In fact, experts recommend that most children need to continue in booster seats  until they reach around 4 feet, 9 inches tall,&#8221; said Col. Thomas Davis Jr.,  director of DPS. &#8220;We hope parents will not just look at the legal requirements,  but also consider what is safest for their children.&#8221; <o:p></o:p></p>
<p>Because of the changes in the wording of the law <a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/tlo/textframe.cmd?LEG=79&amp;SESS=R&amp;CHAMBER=H&amp;BILLTYPE=B&amp;BILLSUFFIX=00183&amp;VERSION=5&amp;TYPE=B">(HB183)</a>,  the following legal interpretation should be applied:<o:p></o:p></p>
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<li class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15pt"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Once the child  reaches five years old, they are <strong>not legally</strong> required to be in a child  safety seat system. <o:p></o:p></span></li>
<li class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15pt"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">If they are 36  inches or taller, again, they are <strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">not legally</span></strong> required  to be in a child safety seat system. <o:p></o:p></span></li>
<li class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 15pt"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">However, if the  child is <strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">both</span></strong> less than five  years old <em><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">and</span></em>  less than 36 inches in height, they <strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">are legally</span></strong> required  to be in a car seat or booster seat. <o:p></o:p></span></li>
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<p>The law also requires that safety seats be used according to the  manufacturer&#8217;s instructions, including height and weight  guidelines.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p>A child in a poorly-fitting seat belt usually slumps down, allowing the seat  belt to ride up into their abdomen or neck, which can cause severe injuries to  the child&#8217;s neck and internal organs during a car crash.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p>To know when a child can wear a seat belt properly without a booster seat,  use this simple test:<o:p></o:p></p>
<p>Have your child sit on the vehicle seat, sitting all the way back, with their  back straight against the back of the seat, and buckle the lap/shoulder belt  over them.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in; line-height: 15pt"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><span>1.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal">      </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Do their legs bend  naturally at the knees over the edge of the seat? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in; line-height: 15pt"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><span>2.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal">      </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Does the lap  portion of the belt fit over the top of their thighs? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in; line-height: 15pt"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'"><span>3.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal">      </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Does the shoulder  portion of the belt fit across the center of their chest? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p>If the answer to any of these three questions is no, the child may be better  protected in a booster seat.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p>Although there is no law that prevents youngsters from sitting in the front  seat of a vehicle, the safest place for a child in a car is in a rear seat,  properly buckled into a child safety seat or a booster seat.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p>Air bags don&#8217;t replace child safety seats and may increase the risk of  serious injury to children. Children younger than 13 should never ride in the  front seats of vehicles with active passenger air bags.<o:p></o:p></p>
<p>For more information on proper child seat installation and use, please see  the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration website at <a href="http://www.nhtsa.dot.gov/CPS/safetycheck/TypeSeats/">http://www.nhtsa.dot.gov/CPS/safetycheck/TypeSeats/</a>.<o:p></o:p></p>
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		<title>New traffic, Texas criminal laws set into effect back in September 1 2005</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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Texas  Statutes, including the Transportation Code 
Texas Legislature  Online
 Notable traffic and  criminal Texas laws that go into effect on September 1 (unless noted otherwise)  include the following:
            SB 1257  prohibits use of wireless communications devices  (including cell phones) for the first six months after teenagers get their  [...]]]></description>
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<p style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/statutes/statutes.html"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Texas  Statutes</span></a>, including the Transportation Code </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Texas Legislature  Online</span></a></span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> Notable traffic and  criminal Texas laws that go into effect on September 1 (unless noted otherwise)  include the following:</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            <a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/tlo/textframe.cmd?LEG=79&amp;SESS=R&amp;CHAMBER=S&amp;BILLTYPE=B&amp;BILLSUFFIX=01257&amp;VERSION=5&amp;TYPE=B"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">SB 1257</span></a>  <span class="grame">prohibits</span> use of wireless communications devices  (including cell phones) for the first six months after teenagers get their  driver licenses.  The bill also prohibits passenger bus drivers transporting  minors from using wireless communications devices, except in emergencies or when  the bus is stopped. </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            <a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/tlo/textframe.cmd?LEG=79&amp;SESS=R&amp;CHAMBER=H&amp;BILLTYPE=B&amp;BILLSUFFIX=00051&amp;VERSION=5&amp;TYPE=B"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">HB 51</span></a>  <span class="grame">requires</span> an ignition interlock device if a driver’s  blood alcohol level is determined to be .15 or more (upon  conviction).</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            <a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/tlo/textframe.cmd?LEG=79&amp;SESS=R&amp;CHAMBER=H&amp;BILLTYPE=B&amp;BILLSUFFIX=01357&amp;VERSION=5&amp;TYPE=B"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">HB 1357</span></a>  <span class="grame">creates</span> a six-month Texas driver license (DL) suspension for  a person convicted of providing alcohol to a minor (one year for second  offense), and increases the DL suspension to one year for minors who are  convicted of a second alcohol offense. </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            <a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/tlo/textframe.cmd?LEG=79&amp;SESS=R&amp;CHAMBER=H&amp;BILLTYPE=B&amp;BILLSUFFIX=01481&amp;VERSION=5&amp;TYPE=B"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">HB 1481</span></a>  </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span class="grame"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">makes</span></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> it a Class B  misdemeanor if a person drives around a barricade where a warning sign or  barricade has been placed because water is over any portion of a road, street or  highway.  It also specifically creates a traffic violation for driving around a  barricade put in the roadway because of dangerous conditions.  </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            <a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/tlo/textframe.cmd?LEG=79&amp;SESS=R&amp;CHAMBER=H&amp;BILLTYPE=B&amp;BILLSUFFIX=00183&amp;VERSION=5&amp;TYPE=B"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">HB 183</span></a>  <span class="grame">states</span> that all children younger than 5 years of age  (old law was younger than 4) and less than 36 inches tall are required to be in  a child safety seat system.  It also classifies safety seat infractions as  moving violations for the first time.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            <a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/tlo/textframe.cmd?LEG=79&amp;SESS=R&amp;CHAMBER=S&amp;BILLTYPE=B&amp;BILLSUFFIX=01005&amp;VERSION=5&amp;TYPE=B"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">SB 1005</span></a>  provides that if a driver younger than 25 years of age commits a traffic offense  classified as a moving violation in the state of Texas, the judge must require the driver to complete  a driving safety course—and, if the driver holds a provisional driver license  (under 18 years of age), submit to a DPS road test.  Failure by the driver to  meet this requirement will result in a final conviction for that traffic  offense. </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            <a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/tlo/textframe.cmd?LEG=79&amp;SESS=R&amp;CHAMBER=H&amp;BILLTYPE=B&amp;BILLSUFFIX=01484&amp;VERSION=5&amp;TYPE=B"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">HB 1484</span></a>  <span class="grame">specifies</span> that a person commits a traffic offense if  they are involved in a crash on the main lane, ramp, shoulder, median or  adjacent area of a freeway and don’t move their vehicle to an area that  minimizes interference with freeway traffic (assuming the vehicle is  drivable).            </span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            <a href="http://www.capitol.state.tx.us/cgi-bin/tlo/textframe.cmd?LEG=79&amp;SESS=R&amp;CHAMBER=H&amp;BILLTYPE=B&amp;BILLSUFFIX=01596&amp;VERSION=5&amp;TYPE=B"><span style="font-size: 8.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">HB 1596</span></a>  <span class="grame">clarifies</span> the definition of neighborhood electric  vehicles and motor assisted scooters and allows municipalities to regulate the  use of motor assisted scooters on roadways and sidewalks.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            SB 1257  disqualifies a person from operating a commercial motor vehicle if the person’s  driving is determined to constitute an imminent hazard.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            HB 754  increases the maximum fine to $500 for violating laws related to transporting  loose material—and requires all commercial motor vehicles transporting  aggregates or refuse to completely cover the load-carrying  compartment.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            SB 1258  specifies that an original commercial driver license or commercial driver  learner’s permit expires in five years instead of six  years.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            HB 87  allows cities to lower residential speed limits from 30 mph to 25 mph in certain  instances. This bill took effect immediately.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            HB 2257  allows the <span class="spelle">TxDOT</span> commission to establish a daytime  speed limit of 80 miles per hour on I-10 or I-20 in Crockett, Culberson,  Hudspeth, Jeff Davis, Kerr, Kimble, Pecos, Reeves, Sutton or Ward counties. If  established, this speed does not apply <span class="grame">to</span> truck  tractors, trailers, semi trailers, or trucks, other than light trucks and light  trucks pulling a trailer. This bill took effect  immediately.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            SB 1670  requires the Department of Insurance, in conjunction with <span class="spelle">TxDOT</span> and other agencies, to establish a verification  program for vehicle insurance in order to try and reduce the number of uninsured  drivers.</span><o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoBodyText" style="margin-bottom: 0pt"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'">            HB 120  creates an organ donor education and registry program.  Eventually, Texans will  be able to indicate their wish to become an organ donor when they are issued or  renew their driver license or ID card. </span><o:p></o:p></p>
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		<title>New traffic, criminal Texas laws that went into effect September 1 2007</title>
		<link>http://blog.comedydriving.com/2008/07/09/new-traffic-criminal-texas-laws-that-went-into-effect-september-1-2007/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Notable traffic  and criminal laws that go into effect on September 1 in Texas (unless noted  otherwise)
include the  following:
HB  84, known as  Katie’s Law, requires drivers in Texas 85 years of age and above to pass a vision test  to
have their  driver license renewed. Licenses will be valid [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">Notable traffic  and criminal laws that go into effect on September 1 in Texas (unless noted  otherwise)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">include the  following:<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">HB  84</span></strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">, known as  Katie’s Law, requires drivers in Texas 85 years of age and above to pass a vision test  to<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">have their  driver license renewed. Licenses will be valid for two years instead of six.  Drivers age<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">79 and older are  not allowed to renew their driver licenses electronically.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">HB 586  </span></strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">prohibits a  driver who is issued a speeding ticket and found guilty of driving at a  speed<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">of 95 miles per  hour or higher from taking a Texas driving safety class to dismiss the  ticket.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">SB 369  </span></strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">prohibits the  use of blurring or reflective matter on a license plate that  significantly<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">impairs the  readability of the state name and license plate numbers and letters; prohibits  the use<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">of material or  an apparatus that alters or obscures one-half or more of the state name;  and<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">prohibits using  material that obscures the license plate number or plate  color.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">SB 153  </span></strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">makes it an  offense for the accompanying licensed passenger of a driver with a  learner’s<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">permit to sleep,  be intoxicated or to engage in any activity that prevents the passenger  from<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">observing and  responding to the actions of the driver of the vehicle.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">HB 323  </span></strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">requires all new  buses purchased by a school district on or after September 1, 2010 to  be<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">equipped with  lap/shoulder seatbelts. All buses contracted for use by a school district on or  after<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">September 1,  2011 must be equipped with lap/shoulder seatbelts. (The bill’s provisions will  not<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">take effect  unless the legislature appropriates the necessary funds to school districts to  cover the<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'">expenses of such  changes.)<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One Sunday, sitting  on the side of the Texas highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police  Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, &#8220;This  driver is just as
dangerous as a speeder!&#8221; So he turns on his
lights and  pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">One Sunday, sitting  on the side of the Texas highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police  Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.</p>
<p>He thinks to himself, &#8220;This  driver is just as<br />
dangerous as a speeder!&#8221; So he turns on his<br />
lights and  pulls the driver over.</p>
<p>Approaching the car, he notices that there are  five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and  white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, &#8220;Officer, I don&#8217;t  understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed  limit. What seems to be the problem?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Ma&#8217;am,&#8221; the officer replies, &#8220;you  weren&#8217;t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit  can also be a danger to other drivers.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Slower than the speed limit? No  sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!&#8221; the old  woman says a bit proudly.</p>
<p>The State Police officer, trying to contain a  chuckle explains to her that &#8220;22&#8243; was the route number, not the speed  limit.</p>
<p>A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for  pointing out her error.</p>
<p>&#8220;But before I let you go, Ma&#8217;am, I have to ask .  . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven&#8217;t  muttered a single peep this whole time,&#8221; the officer asks with  concern.</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, they&#8217;ll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off  Route 119.&#8221;<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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		<title>Speeding in Texas</title>
		<link>http://blog.comedydriving.com/2008/06/26/speeding-in-texas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A police officer  pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I  see your driver&#8217;s license? 
Driver: I don&#8217;t have  one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. 
Officer: May I see  the owner&#8217;s card for this vehicle? 
Driver: It&#8217;s not my  car. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">A police officer  pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:<br />
Officer: May I  see your driver&#8217;s license? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Driver: I don&#8217;t have  one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Officer: May I see  the owner&#8217;s card for this vehicle? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Driver: It&#8217;s not my  car. I stole it. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Officer: The car is  stolen? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Driver: That&#8217;s  right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner&#8217;s card in the glove box  when I was putting my gun in there. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Officer: There&#8217;s a  gun in the glove box? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Driver: Yes sir.  That&#8217;s where I put it after shot and killed the woman who owns this car and  stuffed her in the trunk. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Officer: There&#8217;s a  BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Driver: Yes, sir.  <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Hearing this, the  officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by  police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:  <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Captain: Sir, may I  see your license? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Driver: Sure. Here  it is. It was valid. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Captain: Whose car  is this? <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Driver: It&#8217;s mine,  officer. Here&#8217;s the owner&#8217;s card. The driver owned the car.  <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Captain: Could you  slowly open your glove box so I can see if there&#8217;s a gun in it?  <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Driver: Yes, sir,  but there&#8217;s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.  <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Captain: Would you  mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there&#8217;s a body in it.  <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Driver: No problem.  Trunk is opened; no body. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Captain: I don&#8217;t  understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn&#8217;t have a  license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead  body in the trunk. <o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Verdana','sans-serif'">Driver: Really?  Ain&#8217;t that something? And I&#8217;ll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too  &#8230;<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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		<title>City in Texas outlaws cell phone use in cars.</title>
		<link>http://blog.comedydriving.com/2008/06/26/city-in-texas-outlaws-cell-phone-use-in-cars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On  April 14, 2008, the city council of West University (a city just outside of  Houston, TX decided to outlaw the use of cell phones in active school zones. As  expected, the Civil Liberties Council are against the measure, hoping that such  regulations don&#8217;t catch on. This measure is directly focused [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; line-height: 18pt"><span style="font-size: 11.5pt; color: black; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','sans-serif'" lang="EN">On  April 14, 2008, the city council of West University (a city just outside of  Houston, TX decided to outlaw the use of cell phones in active school zones. As  expected, the Civil Liberties Council are against the measure, hoping that such  regulations don&#8217;t catch on. This measure is directly focused towards the safety  of the children of West University. The new ordinance goes into effect August  1st. People should have their full attention on the activity of driving their  car, at all times. Even though, this measure is not about the money, the West  University Police department will have no shortage of opportunities to write  tickets to drivers breaking this new rule and at $200 for the first offense and  $500 for each additional, they stand to rake it in. Since this is the first of  its kind, drivers should remember this area while driving, but if this type of  measure catches on it will be extremely difficult for drivers to remember which  school zones they can and cannot talk on their cell phones and drive.  Should  other city councils consider such a ban?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
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		<title>Why online defensive driving courses are so popular in Texas</title>
		<link>http://blog.comedydriving.com/2008/05/29/why-online-defensive-driving-courses-are-so-popular-in-texas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 01:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Online Texas Defensive driving courses are becoming more and more popular.  With the increased bandwidth across the state of Texas, internet users are enjoying faster, more reliable internet connections.  This allows for sites like comedydriving.com to offer quick and easy media-rich defensive driving courses.    Because of the ability of Flash Animation software, and streaming video [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Online Texas Defensive driving courses are becoming more and more popular.  With the increased bandwidth across the state of Texas, internet users are enjoying faster, more reliable internet connections.  This allows for sites like comedydriving.com to offer quick and easy media-rich defensive driving courses.    Because of the ability of Flash Animation software, and streaming video services, we are able to take an otherwise drab subject matter and spice it up.  Our professional comedians have worked day and night to come up with the most enjoyable course possible.  As more and more users get high-speed internet, more and more will be taking their defensive driving course online.  Currently, in Texas almost 50% of defensive driving students are taking their course online.  Expect this number to grow substantially in the coming years.</p>
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		<title>A copy of our original press release of our Defensive Driving course.</title>
		<link>http://blog.comedydriving.com/2008/05/06/a-copy-of-our-original-press-release-of-our-defensive-driving-course/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 05:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below is a copy of our official press release back when we first opened comedydriving.com
Comedy Driving, Inc.  announces it&#8217;s release of its online defensive driving course, providing Texas  residence with a fun and easy way to complete a State Approved online defensive  driving course.

Since the mid 90&#8217;s,  Texas has allowed students [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Below is a copy of our official press release back when we first opened comedydriving.com</p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2"><span class="859214617-05052008">Comedy Driving, Inc.  announces it&#8217;s release of its online defensive driving course, providing Texas  residence with a fun and easy way to complete a State Approved online defensive  driving course.</span></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2"><span class="859214617-05052008"></span></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2"><span class="859214617-05052008">Since the mid 90&#8217;s,  Texas has allowed students to take a state approved defensive driving course to  dismiss certain traffic violations.  These courses tended to be stuffy classes  taught by dry instructors over a 6 hour period.  Comedy Driving, Inc.  was one  of the pioneering companies to take a material that is generally not  entertaining and add a comedy aspect to it.  Allowing students to learn and be  entertained at the same time.</span></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2"><span class="859214617-05052008"></span></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2"><span class="859214617-05052008">Taking Texas  defensive driving a step further, Comedy Driving, Inc. released <a href="http://www.comedydriving.com/">www.comedydriving.com</a>, an online comedy  defensive driving course.  It is 100% animated and requires absolutely no  reading.  With 2-D and 3-D flash animations, Comedy Driving, Inc. was able to  take online defensive driving courses a step into the comedy  realm.</span></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2"><span class="859214617-05052008"></span></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2"><span class="859214617-05052008">On top of their  innovative class features,  pricing is set at  the industry low price of $25.00, which is the lowest possible price allowed by  the state.</span></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2"><span class="859214617-05052008"></span></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2"><span class="859214617-05052008">One advantage of  this online course over others is their is no final exam.  After each chapter  you will be asked a serious of questions that will allow you to complete the  test while the information is fresh in your mind.   Another advantage of taking  this online course versus a physical classroom is you may finish at your own  pace.   You may log in and out anytime you like, and have up to 90days to  complete the course.</span></font></p>
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<font face="Arial" size="2">Customers may sign up directly on their<a href="http://comedydriving.com"> Texas  Defensive Driving Course </a>home page.</font></span></font></p>
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