Great excuse
[ No Comments ] Posted on 04.21.08 under Comedy and Jokes
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights.
He thinks, “I can outrun this guy”, so he floors it. The cars are racing down the highway — 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can’t outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb.
The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says, “Listen mister, I’ve had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I’ll let you go.”
The man thought for a moment and said, “Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!”
Texas now has a points system!
[ No Comments ] Posted on 04.21.08 under Things you may not know
Here is something you may not know. It was not very publicized, but happened back in 2003. Texas now has a points system.
Here is the official announcement
Effective September 1, 2003, Texas implemented a “Points System”!
Points are assessed to a person’s driver license for moving violations classified as Class C misdemeanors, and effective September 1, 2005, Child Safety Seat Violations are identified as moving violations. DPS will assess a surcharge when the driver accumulates a total of six (6) points or more on their driver record during a three-year period. The driver must pay a $100 surcharge for the first six points and $25 for each additional point, in addition to any related services fees.
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Texas Defensive Driving
[ No Comments ] Posted on 03.31.08 under General Texas Defensive Driving
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